Your butt will get bigger. And then it will get bigger again. Just go with it.
Heartburn happens.
Baby developments like hiccups are a novelty worth sharing with at least 4 other people.
To your baby, your ribs are a fun jungle gym. (Or a place to park their rear, in my case.)
You will house a small snack bar in your purse.
Baby lotion is one of the best scents on earth…you will wander into baby’s room repeatedly to smell the bottle as you eagerly await his arrival.
You will become that person who circles the parking lot three (or more) times to find a closer spot. Errands are effort enough without a parking lot 5k to go with them.
Cooler weather is welcomed with open arms (literally) and an exclamation of, “It feels awesome out here!” Your husband will temporarily pretend he doesn’t know you.
There is no such thing as too many pillows in the bed.
You now clearly understand what Grandma meant when she said, “I can get down but I can’t get up.”
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