Tuesday, November 6, 2012

How to Vote, Pregnant Style

  1. Request absentee ballot well in advance (pat self on back)
  2. Discover absentee ballot underneath stack of magazines three days before the election (whoops)
  3. Wake up on election day to the sound of pouring rain…think this might be a good thing
  4. Drive by polling place on way to work, notice no line outside
  5. Secure awesome, right-up-front parking
  6. Poke head into church and notice line appears to be only 10-15 minutes…score!
  7. Get in line. Hope someone official notices huge belly and offers spot at front of line. Doesn’t happen.
  8. Sway back and forth in line to keep steady, which puts baby to sleep. Bonus: baby is no longer bouncing around and putting pressure on bladder.
  9. Enter polling room. It’s approximately 105 degrees. Remove coat and distract self from inferno.
  10. Get to front of line. They ask for absentee ballot. Who said anything about bringing that? Promised no wait/line if I go home and get it.
  11. Run home to get blasted ballot. Wisely take a bathroom break. Return to church.
  12. Processed immediately, vote and leave less than 5 minutes later.

Total time to vote (inc. return home): 30 minutes

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