What Pregnancy Is Really Like

Conversation with myself about dinner:

Hmm…what to fix for dinner…ooooh…

You had McDonald’s hamburgers three times last week. Don’t even think about it.

Damn.

Kielbasa and Kraft mac ‘n cheese would be good.

Really? As if that’s any better?

Yeah but it sounds really good.

You should heat up some of the leftover pot roast from the freezer and eat it with fingerling potatoes. That would be a much healthier choice.

Mmm…don’t care. Craving kielbasa. Well, yes I do care actually.

Pregnancy guilt trip.

Well?

I’ll fix a small piece of kielbasa, have regular noodles with a little cheese on top and a hearty serving of veggies.

Steamed green beans with almonds would be a good choice.

Gag me. But good point.

(Dinner was quite tasty by the way. All things cravings in moderation.)